Maybe just some funny senseless rpg parody.
like:
WORLD OF PIZZA
Plays in a sub-universe: The ultimate world of pizza! You walk around on a round flat world. And there is everything you need for a fantasy rpg: Magic, Swords.... (No fear, the poeple will be human and not tomatos or such)
features:
-Stupid NPCs that stand around so that you cannot pass them telling you they stand around so that you cannot pass them
-useless statistics
-nerd characters talking about how their stats have risen
-pizza restaurants
-you can hold exactly 98 of each items. Not more. No, not even 99, since this would go against the 'two-digits-rule'.
-a 'randomness' stat allowing special 'random' attacks
-creatures appering without reason in big towns
-with more experience, you get weaker and so the game gets more challenging! (Man i am soo tired of myself dealing 9999 damage on a bossthat has 100.000HP, a few levels before it was 999 damage on a boss with 10.000HP and before that 99 damage on a 1.000HP boss...I hope you know what i mean, monsters and characters get stronger at the same time and there is no big challenge because it's always balanced somehow)
-people whining how they have far less houses than people in town.
-characters screaming in the intro because the world has gone black
-in hard modus fights are easier and this way you gain exp quicker so that you get weaker quicker.
-At level 99 you have 1HP left.
-you can fall through plotholes... into other parts of the story! (This way the story advances. Remeber: We are in a static RPG world!) In different parts of the story you will have different amounts of exp...
-You can fall down the end of the world and are revived by an evil presense that does not wish you end the game this way
-evil organ music!!
-NPC jam levels where you have to move through a crowd of NPCs that all keep moving randomly. (Man i was so annoyed when those NPCs did not let me out of that corner!)
-once you have enough gold, you can buy an all-you-can-eat pass and eat up the monsters!!!
Story: There is no story. Ok well we have to have a story, since this is a rpg...
Chap from the Cheesey empire saves Tina Tomaton from the ...petersilie land? Together they are hunt down by TomZ TomatonZ TombZ ToneZ(= "He who cannot be named") who plans to get all power over the world of pizza to ...do nothing.
Other characters:
-Peter Peperonni the fire mage from the spicy country
-Tim Tamer the master of the potatoes - he can summon the feared potato monster (don't ask why...
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-Miss Chocolate who is an outsider because chocolate does not fit into a pizza world
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And the end of the game is a trailer for the second part (which will hopefully never come):
WORLD OF PIZZA 2: TomZ TomatonZ TombZ ToneZ TomatoZ land!
Everyone can see the difficult, but only the wise can see the simple.
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I will keep you posted about my successes/failures with the GBA... (Just in case someone wonders, i use a GBA emulator, maybe i'm going to buy a card-writer soon, but then i still had to figure these thinghs out. Damn those thinghs are so costy...)
