Hope you can still stand up by the end of the evening. Have a couple of pints on me Derek. Don't forget to have a nice greasy bacon sarny in the morning to wake you up (works wonders after a night on the P***). Oh and don't forget the curry and chips before you go to bed.
You got to start your new life (it begins at 40) the way you intend to carry on 
Have a good one,
Bernard
