Reality Factory

the funeral also

to get some
(i would but it would forever)

dead guy candy
(man,that's fun,why didn't I see the topic earlier)

off a head

of a monkey

It was then...

the monkey died

of heart disease

because it ate...

1st 5 pages

This 3D gamer
decided he was
taking drugs so
he sought help
from agent arrow
which was bad,
as he was
not very good
at helping poor
modelers to improve.
So Agentarrow asked
“what the heck?”
why u steal
my crack cocaine
and scrummy pies.
He replied because
I'm a DICK
so he went
where dicks go
in the asylum
The Sacred Druid
could not help
so Chuck Norris..
sent for QOD
who programmed a
better personality machine
featuring massive realism
and cooler personality
Finally UN decided
to shoot QOD
But QOD was
currently unavailable for
a showdown with
parties and BarMitzvahs
So he handed
steven a gun
and he shot
zany_001's head off.
but then he
attacked QoD headlessly
QOD used his
admin powers to
Seal zany in
an account ban
which made him
really really sad
so he plotted
to Destroy RF2
before paradoxnj could
give AndyCR a
cup of tea
with poison berries
and more crack
and destroy earth
AndyCR screamed loudly
Because the cat
jumped in the
middle of his
Cat Blending Machine
the cat blender
blended the cat
into cat smoothie
It was delicious
except for hair
which tasted like
Tinned Spaghetti and
Meatballs with sauce
so he
threw up everywere
The puke blocked
Vrage from getting
high, so he
kicked a chair
and laid low

#5-#10

to avoid deportion
but darksmaster shanked
vrage's butt off
till Ardentcrest went
berzerk and destroyed
the rf fourms
leaving us homeless
but there was
a hero
it was. . .Cliff Hanger!!
but he couldn't
hang on much
so he joined
The "Reality Factory" team
At SETI@home so
he could find
his birth parents
of extraterrestrial origin
which looked like
Mike Huckabee
a truck hit
Mike Huckabee, then
a chicken mooed
the room went dark
i eated food
and ate some
blended cat pate
mmm. . .that's good
then I walked
first left then
into the pub
saw a girl
kicked my butt
I kicked back
You’re all mad
replyed sir "Firelord the Loony"
back at ya
We're not mad Whoohooohahahahahblubleublebuble
just really loony
the guards arrived
and got drunk
and beat firelord
who shot him
with fairy dust
which made him
into a monkey
which scratched its
Big Red Butt!!!!
Suddenly, a shot rang out!
AgentArrow ran away
and a skeleton
he got rattled
as a bullet
zipped past his
keyboard and mouse
striking his monitor
not his Merrimac
he eated a cookie
What the hell?
and he eated
a bacon sandwich
full of fat
from Santa's belly
Ugh, he said
that's disgusting and
with our food?
So he was sent to
the bathroom and
received an assignment
to get more food
from outside the
RF Kingdom walls
this food would
be very magical

some bad food

this thread was last posted in 2007 until the post above. Did you know this when you did it?

Yes