Reality Factory

Posted: **Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:44 am**

I went to Home Depot today to buy a doorstop. I succeeded in my mission, went home and proceeded to try to install it. While opening the box, I came across a white piece of paper. I decided to open it... Long behold, it was the instructions for installing the doorstop!!!

I thank God that I read them before I tried to install it myself. I could have gotten hurt.

Posted: **Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:40 am**

Oi! Lucky thing they provided a picture too!!

Posted: **Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:52 am**

hay u may of came from a country where they didnt have doors, lol

Posted: **Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:22 am**

or you're just nan idiot buying an ace hardware product at home dopot. and don't know what to do with a doorstop. They mmight do something stupid. You never know.....

Posted: **Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:24 am**

lol, i know some people are willing to experiemnt with anything but thats taking it a bit too far

Posted: **Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:53 am**

I'm just glad I read the instructions before I started shoving the damn thing in the keyhole!

Posted: **Sun Sep 23, 2007 6:36 am**

wow... I feel really safe now! I don't have to worry about a door being improperly door stopped, and closing in my face now!

What has this country come to... if people are seriously that stupid... that's scary

Posted: **Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:43 pm**

I'm just glad it has a lifetime warranty. My doorstops, during "intended usage", get torn up beyond all repair all the time.

Posted: **Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:53 pm**

Sorry but what door is it for.

front door, back door. a bed room door the toilet door.

I cant tell from the picture.

Some installation instructions.

It doesn't even tell you if its for a left or right openning door.

Posted: **Sun Sep 23, 2007 4:44 pm**

From the picture it looks like a sliding door with the stop fitted in the wrong place

Posted: **Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:36 pm**

actually they can
i forgot what os it was but people kept calling the company to find out what key to press. it said press any key.

Posted: **Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:19 am**

scott wrote:lol, i know some people are willing to experiemnt with anything but thats taking it a bit too far

not necisserely, it is protection against lawsuits. And no wonder HOME DEPOT is doing so bad, they're selling ACE HARDWARE products lol

Posted: **Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:40 am**

Lol, I'm surprised they didn't put a warning label on it like "Do not eat" or "Do not put in mouth" or something.

Posted: **Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:33 am**

THIS PRODUCT IS NOT A GIANT TOOTHPICK.

DO NOT EAT

THIS PRODUCT IS NOT A DRINKING GLASS

DO NOT WEDGE UNDER A TABLE LEG

THIS PRODUCT IS NOT A THROWING TOY

DO NOT USE PRODUCT AS A PERSONAL FLOATATION DEVICE

lol.

some people are just so dumb.

Posted: **Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:54 pm**

You forgot "Keep out of reach of children".

Reality Factory

People can't be this dumb. :)

People can't be this dumb. :)

Maybe someone is that stupid