I need Quotes

ardentcrest · Post by **ardentcrest** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:11 pm

Just Made a few changes to the RFCommunity File Store.

What I would like are Quotes about RF or about RF members to put on it.

Funny ones would be nice.

Destron · Post by **Destron** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 6:58 pm

I can't think of any quotes right off... every time I've said something stupid, I edited my post.

Juutis · Post by **Juutis** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:13 pm

Not exactly RF related, but I loved this one:

Steven8 wrote:A wise man walks a hundred miles in another man's shoes before criticizing him. That way, when he does, not only is he a hundred miles away, he has his shoes!!

Destron · Post by **Destron** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:18 pm

We have nothing to fear but REALLY SCARY STUFF

Agentarrow · Post by **Agentarrow** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:47 pm

my sig is one, but none are RF related

my dad wrote: There are those that make things happen, those that watch things happen, and those that wonder what happened

joe.L wrote: 43% of statistics are useless, 36% are made up on the spot

except this one:

steven8 wrote: RF is good wholesome stuff. Non toxic too!

and back to the non RF quotes

dane cook wrote: 1) we all love that guy in front of the computer thats like "I need a minute, give me one more minute, I need one more minute to hack into the mainframe.
2) There's always that one creepy guy at your job that no one talks to. But you know what? I talk to that guy, i find him to have little talks with him like "here, have a snickers, peanuts caramel, and chocolate, put that in your mouth, enjoy that. That way, when he finally snaps and comes to work with a shotgun like: chkchk BLAM chkchk BLAM chkchk BLAM! he'll get to my cubicle and be like chkchk... "thanks for the candy!" and be on his merry way

ardentcrest · Post by **ardentcrest** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 8:00 pm

sorry no big quotes. must be around 100 charecters long...

Agentarrow · Post by **Agentarrow** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 8:02 pm

well, the dane cook one is really 2 quotes

darksmaster923 · Post by **darksmaster923** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 8:54 pm

non rf related those are hard.

I do not like this word "bomb". It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."

Make a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for life

Agentarrow · Post by **Agentarrow** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:15 pm

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"

Mariah Carey wrote: "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"

That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

wouldn't Al Gore be proud of that one?

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

celebrities can be so dumb... see here:

"I love California .. I practically grew up in Phoenix "

Poor Darkmaster, your state was disgraced there

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?"

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."

"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas."

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."

do these make you feel smarter?

Post by **paradoxnj** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:57 am

"Finally a role that requires you to suck." - Triumph to Jon Bon Jovi about his vampire acting role

Agentarrow · Post by **Agentarrow** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 3:09 am

hehe... lol

Post by **Jay** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 5:32 pm

Something that just came to my mind: (Rf related)

"RF is a nice little program with which you can make games with. It has it's edges, but sometimes you just have to look around the corner!"

EDIT: Or even better:

"RF is a nice little program with which you can make games with. It has it's edges, but sometimes you just have to think around the corner!"

This describes working with RF very well because often you have to think out of the box.

Agentarrow · Post by **Agentarrow** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:41 pm

hehe. thats funny. Heres a few from darkmaster:
I love humanity, its people I cant stand
A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me at kickboxing
here officer, hold my beer while I find my licence
I dunno where he gets these but hey!

Agentarrow · Post by **Agentarrow** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:44 pm

and heres a few more:

Ironically, Irony has nothing to do with Iron.

Things that are senseless make sense in the sense that they are senseless and therefore make sense and cannot be senseless

The statement below is TRUE
The statement above is FALSE

Snake (like in MGS) · Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:21 pm

I was reading this post when this came to me

[/quote]I thought that I think that I thought that I think

I know it dosn't make sense but look at it for a minute and you'l understand it

P.S.
my signature quote is useable. They were Alexander Gram Bell's last words