Reality Factory

I hope this don't offend anyone.

Cats in the Kettle

Lyrics

Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you don’t complain.
But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfield’s on my fork.
He’s purrin’ here on my fork.

CHORUS
There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and you’ll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boy.
They fry it real crisp in dough.

Chou Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialin’ up his buddy at the old pet store.
I said "Not today. I lost my appetite.
There’s two cats in my belly and they want to fight."
I was suckin’ on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew, boys.
And that is when I knew.

CHORUS
There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eatin’ there at noon.
They say that it’s beef or fish or pork
But it’s purrin’ there on my fork.
There’s a hair-ball on my fork.

Enjoy

ROFLOL!

that's hilarious. Give me a little bit and i'll post my re-write for the Weezer song "Hash Pipe", titled "Hash Browns".

Here it is: (if it offends anyone, let me know and i'll remove it)

"Hash Browns"-

I can't help my hunger I'll go out of my mind
The food that I eat goes straight to my behind

I can't love myself if I can't get it thin
Living in a world where double-chins are for kids

Woah... come on and lick me
Come on and lick meee

You got your problems
(Woa-o-oh)
I got my french fries
(Woa-o-oh)
You got your string cheese
...I got my hash browns

I can't help my bad breathe it gets outta control
I know that ya don't care but I want you to know

The strawberry milkshake is a favorite treat
Of men that don't bother with the taste of fat free

Woah... come on and lick me
Come on and lick meee

You got your problems
(Woa-o-oh)
I got my french fries
(Woa-o-oh)
You got your string cheese
...I got my hash browns

heres my edition of the song, entitled "A bug in the code"

Did you ever notice, when you run xp
ity seems it runs as slow as can be
you try to complain, but it does not go well
microsoft just tells you to go buy a dell
you would think a 2ghz would hum aloing
but i guess that i am wrong...
i guess im just plain wronnggg......

theres a bug, in the code, of XP pro,
that seems to make it run real slow,
i cleaned out my temp, i ran msconfig,
but i still own a slow riiigg...
a very sloow riggg......

(disclimer, i do not ownj xp pro, so i dont know how slow it is. the things said in this song are not neccesarily true, simply humorous.)

that's funny.